Pepe The King Prawn Tweets Deep Insights About Life

Of all the Muppet characters (who are pretty funny and/or cute in the flesh, er, felt), only Pepe the King Prawn is actually funny on Twitter, OK?

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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn Is important to take a break from work every once in while, okay. But it is even better to work every once in a while and take breaks the rest of the time. Much better, trust me. 9:00 pm 7 Sep 2019 Sprinklr 399 Likes 71 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn I don't like coffee, but I like carrying around coffee cups... It really impresses the Hollywood hipsters when I carry four cups at once, okay. 10:30 pm 18 Mar 2019 Sprinklr 48 Retweets 443 Likes
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then set up a lemonade stand outside a gym and sell this lemonade at an up charge to thirsty peoples, okay! #NationalLemonadeDay 9:00 pm 20 Aug 2019 Sprinklr 318 Likes 53 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn People always ask me, "Pepé, is it hard to be so wildly talented, brilliant, and interesting?" My response is always the same: Not when I'm this humble, okay. 8:30 pm 15 Jan 2019 Sprinklr 438 Likes 87 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn Is annoying that all the most handsome mans in Hollywood are growing beards, but Pepé can't! And when I wear a fake mustache, peoples think I'm trying to scam them! I am, but this is besides the point, okay. 9:00 pm 14 Sep 2019 Sprinklr 498 Likes 55 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn When you look good, you feel good. This is why Pepé always feels good. You've seen how I look. You get it okay.
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn I never regret my poor life choices. I blame them on someone else, okay. 11:30 pm 25 Jan 2019 Sprinklr 459 Likes 101 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn On the weekend, there's no such thing as wasted time. Have you spent the whole weekend on your couch watching TV and playing video games? Successful weekend, okay. 9:08 pm 28 Apr 2019 Sprinklr 445 Likes 93 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Actually, if you're a prawn like me, you should probably stay out of the kitchen even if you can stand the heat, okay. 2 Mar 2019. Sprinklr 11:30 pm 421 Likes 36 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn Nobody takes better selfies than Pepé. With four arms, I can take four at a time and get all of my good sides at once. Don't be jealous, okay. 11:30 pm 8 Aug 2019 Sprinklr 387 Likes 49 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn Nothing hurts worse than a broken heart. Well, except maybe when your credit card gets rejected at the store. This really stings, okay. 9:14 pm 6 Jan 2019 Sprinklr 333 Likes 64 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn #PrawnProTips - Always be true to yourself. (Save the little fibs for everybody else, okay.) 11:30 pm 29 Nov 2018 Sprinklr 127 Likes 23 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn #PrawnProTips Mama always told me, never dip your toes in water where predators swim. This is why I always avoid sharks, especially loan sharks, okay! - 8:30 pm 23 Aug 2019 Sprinklr 170 Likes 24 Retweets
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    Text - Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn #PrawnProTips You gotta find your own place in the world if you wanna be successful. My place has an attached pool, spa, and nightclub. I recommend this, okay. 11:30 pm 13 Aug 2019 Sprinklr 41 Retweets 228 Likes
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